"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

(via literally-the-president)





what if bees sang songs when they flew by your ears

[tiny bee whisper/sings] ah ah ah ah stayin alive

im a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch 

mooooove bitch get out da way

(via literally-the-president)


life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

(Source: ellsworthsmelly, via restor-ed)


yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

(via adrift-somewhere)