happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via australiansanta)

trust:

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

(Source: trust, via gnarly)

urgentcum:

today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?

(via crylerrjoseph)

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(Source: chroniclesofpanem, via canadiancrawler)